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AFI's 10 TOP 10

ALAN EMBREE -- Baseball Trivia

ALEX MEIXNER BAND

BASEBALL HISTORY -- PART III

BASEBALL'S ALL-TIME GREATEST

THE BAYING OF PIGS

THE BEST PREDICTION EVER!

BIG IDEAS COME OUT OF BIG PENCILS

BLEACHER BUMS' BIBLE -- NEW TESTAMENT

THE BOB AWARD

BRING ME THE HEAD OF...TEDDY BALLGAME

CENTRAL CASTING

COMPARISONS, COMPARISONS...

CREDITS (Or Debits?)

CUTTING EDGE FILM REVIEWS...

DANCING WITH THE STARS

DOOLIN BANJOS

FARRAH FAWCETT

FEO Y LOCO

GET READY FOR THE SECOND COMING!

G-Whiz!

HOLY MOLY!!! We've Got To Break THE DA VINCI CODE...

HOW ABOUT S&M GREEN STAMPS?

IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE TO GO FOR SPRING 

BREAK

IMPORTANT HEALTH WARNING!

IN AN EFFORT TO HELP ALL HUMANOIDS...

IN SEARCH OF...

KINKY FRIEDMAN FOR PRESIDENT?

LEAVE IT TO BEAVER...

MACY'S THANKSGIVING DAY PARADE -- 2009 Edition

MARY THE ELEPHANT

MISS UNIVERSE

MOVIE SMACKDOWN!

MOVIEGUIDE 

MOVIE SMACKDOWN -- PART II

NUMERO UNO

ONE-LINERS

ONE-LINERS -- PART II

ONE-LINERS -- PART III

PEG ENTWISTLE

PINHEADED PETAPHILES

PINHEADS

QUESTION OF THE DAY -- Number One

QUESTION OF THE DAY

THE RACONTEUR RAMBLER

THE REAL BETTY BOOP

R-E-S-P-E-C-T

ROGER CLEMENS GOES TO BAT FOR HIMSELF

SAEVA INDIGNATIO

SCUDERIA FERRARI AT ITS FINEST

STATE OF DENIAL

STEPHEN KING'S TOP 20

TELEVISION TORTURE

TRUTH IN ADVERTISING

VATICAN VANITY

VEEP OR WEEP?

WALL STREET vs. WALL DRUG STORE

WE'RE NUMBER ONE!

WHAT'S DUMBER THAN "DUCK AND COVER?"

WORLD FAMOUS HOT AIR BUFFOON