- 2005 NASCAR Awards Banquet
- 3 Days Blind
- 3: The Dale Earnhardt Story
- 3:10 To Yuma
- 57th Annual Emmy Awards
- The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension
- AFI's 10 Top 10
- Alcoa Presents: One Step Beyond
- Alex Meixner Band
- American Idol
- Anchorwoman
- The Astronaut Farmer
- The Aviator
- The Baby Food Dude
- Barbarella
- Be Cool
- The Best Alien Invasion Film
- Between Two Worlds
- Bitter/Sweet
- Black Snake Moan
- Borat! Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan
- Boston Legal
- Brokeback Mountain
- Bruno
- Bubba Ho-tep
- Bubba Nosferatu
- The Bucket List -vs- Bubba Ho-Tep
- Bush's Brain
- C.S.A.: The Confederate States of America
- Capitalism: A Love Story
- Cars
- Casino
- Cecil B. Demented
- A Charlie Brown Christmas
- Charlie Wilson's War
- The Corporation
- Crash
- The Curious Case Of Benjamin Button
- Dancing With The Stars
- The Da Vinci Code
- The Day The Earth Stood Still (2008) -vs- The Day The Earth Stood Still (1951)
- A Day Without a Mexican
- Dead End
- Deadliest Catch
- Death and the Maiden
- Death of a President
- Death Proof
- Desperado
- Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo
- The Dish
- District 9
- Disturbia
- Drop Dead Sexy
- The Dukes of Hazzard
- The Enigma Of Kaspar Hauser
- Everything is Illuminated
- Expelled: No Intelligence Allowed
- Fahrenheit 9/11
- False River
- Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill!
- Fear Strikes Out
- Fiend Without A Face
- The Fighting 69th
- Freaks
- Funny Games
- Glory At Sea!
- Good Night, and Good Luck
- The Greatest Game Ever Played
- The Guatemalan Handshake
- Hairspray
- Hard Candy
- Heavens Above!
- Hellboy II: The Golden Army
- The History Boys
- The Hitcher
- A Holiday Celebration At Ford's Theatre
- House of Wax
- I Walked with a Zombie
- Idiocracy
- The Illusionist
- Infamous
- The Jay Leno Show
- Julie & Julia
- Jumanji
- Kill Bill: Vol. 2
- Kill The Umpire
- King of Hearts
- Kings Row
- La Tragedia De Macario
- The Lake House
- Land of the Dead
- Lars And The Real Girl
- Little Miss Sunshine
- The Lives Of Others
- Lolita
- The Longest Yard
- Looking for Comedy in the Muslim World
- The Lunch Date
- Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade -- 2008
- Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade -- 2009
- Man of the House
- March of the Penguins
- Mayday
- Metropolis
- The Mist -vs- The Fog
- The Motorcycle Diaries
- Mudhoney
- My Name Is Earl
- Nightmare Alley
- Nip/Tuck
- No Country For Old Men
- No Name on the Bullet
- North Country
- The Notebook
- The Notorious Bettie Page
- Operation Dumbo Drop
- Palo Pinto Gold
- Paris, Je T'aime
- The Passion of the Christ
- The Path to 9/11
- Preacher with an Unknown God
- Preaching to the Choir
- The Prestige
- Pretty Poison
- Prime Time Cable News
- The Producers
- The Proposition
- Pulpit Masters
- Rabbit-Proof Fence
- The Radicals
- Radio Music Theatre
- The Razor's Edge
- Rebel Without a Cause
- Red Eye
- Reign of the Fallen
- Santa's Slay
- A Scanner Darkly
- Schultze Gets the Blues
- Seven
- Shorts For Cats
- Showgirls
- SiCKO
- Sin City
- Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow
- Small Mediums at Large
- Snakes on a Plane
- Something the Lord Made
- Sorcerer
- South Park
- Standing on Fishes
- Star Wars: Episode III—Revenge of the Sith
- Straight Forward
- Stranger Than Fiction
- Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip
- The Swarm
- Swing Vote -vs- Paper Moon
- The Taking Of Pelham 123 -vs- The Taking Of Pelham One Two Three (1974)
- Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby
- Teeth
- The Terror of Tiny Town
- The Tie That Binds
- The Tingler
- Thor At The Bus Stop
- Threads
- To Wong Foo, Thanks For Everything! Julie Newmar
- Toy Story 2
- Transamerica
- Turistas
- Unan1mous
- United 93
- A Very Long Engagement
- War of the Worlds
- The Wasp Woman
- We Are Marshall
- The Weather Man
- The Wild Bunch
- Wild Things
- The World's Fastest Indian
- The World Without US
- You, Me and Dupree
Yes, It Certainly Is Unan1mous…
This past Wednesday the final episode of UNAN1MOUS aired on the Fox Network. As ill-conceived as any Sudanese child in the year of our Lord 2006, UNAN1MOUS will not be missed. We at Needtovent have canvassed a large cross-section of Comal County residents, from overly succulent soccer moms to septic tank impresarios, and we cound not find one single fan. Not one…
For me, personally, I'd rather tune in to the Berlin bunker low life high jinks of Adolf and Eva. Cyanide anyone?