FURTHER EVIDENCE OF THE DECLINE AND FALL OF WESTERN CIVILIZATION

Thank You MOVIEGUIDE!

Without the watchful eye of Dr. Ted Baehr and the Christian Film & Television Commission you and I might somehow be unaware of the global, momentous influence seemingly impotent Deuce Bigalow has over the state of our union and that of fellow round eyes worldwide. I guess we can forget Katrina, Kim Il Sung and Karl Rove—the KKK du jour. Yes sir, it's Deuce Bigalow that will bring us all down thanks to, and I am quoting here, the “very strong pagan worldview which includes forty-six obcentities (including a couple “f” words), a man eating French fries that have fallen into a clean toilet and generally debased behavior with students pulling a crude, mean prank on a fellow student they hate.” Yep, that'll do it…

Thank God we have a watchful eye in Teddy Baehr and his minions protecting us and OUR CHILDREN from the satanic evil of the sinful studios. Once again those precious little rug rats serve as the excuse for every effort at increased censorship and legislative morality that bombards us today in greater numbers than Ploesti. It is on their collective behalf, Dr. Baehr, that I salute you and your Christian Schutzstaffel. Put another way—Heil, mein Movieguide!